I woke up the other day in my kimono with screaming blisters on the tops of my feet.
Learn from my mistakes! Tatami-burn = 10x worse than rug-burn.
Hanako was sleeping on the kitchen floor, which I can't stop apologizing for. How appalling!
Plus, this road construction barrier was in my bed. I still haven't put it back because I'm not exactly sure where it came from. Is this gonna get me deported?