AKA one more long holiday when all my friends leave town and I sprawl around my apartment searching for eccentric ways to pass the time but always end up doing the same things: reading, looking up weird things on the internet, jacking off, trying on clothes, eating random things one at a time from the fridge. Got this sweater for a dollar at a garage sale this summer. Got that moyashi for 39 yen.
Broke in Tokyo, my cheap diet consists of natto, eggs, onions, moyashi, cucumbers, alcohol, and the school lunch I have to eat at work (which is tasty, in Japan). My cheap activities consist of strutting aimlessly around the city, drinking canned beer outdoors with friends, unreasonable amounts of sex, annoying my roommate with bad philosophy/literature lectures, and wishing I could afford both whiskey and hair conditioner. Thinking of moving to Japan? This could be you!