LARGE/IN CHARGE

I just bought this coat.



Now I won't get cold enough to cry!

I would like to add, I have wanted a hobo coat/parka for at least a year and a half, it's on the record and everything, and I find it appalling that it took me this long to find one. Now they're everywhere. I have to move to Japan just to follow my fashion whims? GEEZ!

It's Saturday night and we are headed downtown, my parka and I.

Plan B

If I don't make a name for myself within the next 7 years, then on my thirtieth birthday I'll change gears and be a burnout classic.

1. Wayne from Wayne's World
2. Matthew McConaughey in Dazed and Confused

What are some other examples? I don't care, I'm just saying, I take comfort in supposing that if I burn out intellectually I can just settle for minimum wage and rock music.

Yesterday

1. Walked 10 miles
2. Got drunk with some truck drivers
3. Made 5am scrambled eggs in the microwave
4. Went to sleep fantasizing about chic 40 year old men

Not bad for a Sunday.

WHO'S THAT?

I'm putting Allen Ginsberg on a grammar worksheet.

The heck are they gonna do about it?